flatulina (flatulina) wrote,

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Tickled PINK!

Wow wow wow! I am stunned at the success of my Puppies for Peace campaign. I mean, when Abbas and Sharon were initiated into the Puppies for Peace program four months ago, I never thought the results would be so remarkable!

For those of you who don't know about it, here is my official statement about PfP: "Puppies for Peace originated from my belief that it is my duty to use my fame, money, and beauty for the good of the world. After my extensive ambassador work, I learned that much of the problem with world politics today are the result of national leaders who are not only greedy and power hungry, but just plain grumpy and mean. It has always been my belief that if these men would simply play with a puppy for a half an hour every day, they would be much nicer. So, I have been spearheading the "Puppies for Peace" campaign. "Puppies for Peace" is now an international organization which is working toward placing a "puppy secretary" in the capitol of every nation. This Puppy Secretary has a daily appointment with the top government officials to deliver and supervise their puppy time every day. We believe that once these leaders have had a regular puppy time every day, they will feel happy, and be nice. The only exception to this policy will be in Korea where we are concerned that they might eat the puppy every day instead. That would be tragic. "

So, I guess the proof of this success is in this article...

Israel to Lift Restrictions on West Bank

Feb 9, 11:18 AM (ET)


(AP) Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas, also known as Abu Mazen, talks to journalists as he...
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RAMALLAH, West Bank (AP) - Israel will lift travel restrictions on Palestinians in parts of the West Bank and abandon several major checkpoints as part of its withdrawal from five towns in the coming weeks, Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas said Wednesday.

Free travel would be the most tangible improvement yet in the lives of ordinary Palestinians, sending a strong message that a cease-fire with Israel is beginning to pay off. Abbas made the announcement a day after meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon at a Mideast summit in Egypt.

A senior Israeli military official confirmed that several roadblocks would be removed as part of the handover of security responsibility for the five towns to the Palestinians. The handover of Jericho, Tulkarem, Qalqiliya, Bethlehem and Ramallah will occur during the next three weeks, according to a timetable agreed to by Abbas and Sharon on Tuesday.

A second meeting between the two, set for Sharon's Sycamore Ranch in southern Israel, could take place "in the coming days or a week," said Raanan Gissin, an adviser to Sharon.

At the Egypt summit, Abbas and Sharon announced an end to hostilities, raising hopes of ending the violence and restarting long-stalled peace moves..."

Isn't this just incredible!? Unbelievable really.
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