flatulina (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} flatulina) wrote, |
darling Pear
It's heaven to hear from you. Once again, you make me blush!
Oh, and don't get me started on Alan and his studded leather thong! I am disturbed... when I think of Alan and his thong!
And don't you worry about him being a threat, evenhortensefaith could snap him like a twig in January with one hand. Besides, my body guard, Jemima, is quite reliable.
You are so precious for going to that length for Martha. After you get done delivering cookies to her, please come and visit me in NY. It won't be here much longer before I go on tour again, and we did have so much fun in Antarctica last year, little pear.tootietull would love a chance to see you as well.
Thank you, darling. Let me know when to expect you!
Flatulina
It's heaven to hear from you. Once again, you make me blush!
Oh, and don't get me started on Alan and his studded leather thong! I am disturbed... when I think of Alan and his thong!
And don't you worry about him being a threat, even
hortensefaith could snap him like a twig in January with one hand. Besides, my body guard, Jemima, is quite reliable. You are so precious for going to that length for Martha. After you get done delivering cookies to her, please come and visit me in NY. It won't be here much longer before I go on tour again, and we did have so much fun in Antarctica last year, little pear.
tootietull would love a chance to see you as well. Thank you, darling. Let me know when to expect you!
Flatulina
